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Don't Drink the Expired Milk

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A weird platformer about what happens when you drink expired milk.

You are Jake, a common teenager. You accidentally drank some expired milk, which resulted in hallucinations (yes, I know expired milk doesn't do that in real life). This game was inspired by a Knytt Stories map “Don’t Eat the Mushroom” by UncleSporky.

- Silly environments!
- Time and death tracking! Try to finish the game as quickly as possible, with as little deaths as possible!
- Checkpoints (so you don't have to start over if you mess up)!
- A few ridiculous ways to die!
- Death messages!
- Hardcore Mode, which disables checkpoints and turns the entire game into a death course! This mode requires INSANE platforming skills - try not to break your keyboard in anger!

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